Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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