Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
