? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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