We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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