you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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