It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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