I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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