my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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