I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
A bitchslap is in order.
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