How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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