How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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