he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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