everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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