Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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