her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
it's like iHOP with fire
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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