dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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