He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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