I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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