doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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