I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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