btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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