piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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