windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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