I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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