STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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