ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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