Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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