My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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