ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
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I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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