Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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