Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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