And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I need to calm my uterus...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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