So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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