grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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