shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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