i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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