I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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