This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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