Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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