you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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