Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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