Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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