so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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