her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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