Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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