You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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