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fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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