ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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