just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
you made out with another girl for some wings
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OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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