Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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