Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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