I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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