Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
