Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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