does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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