Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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